*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*
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Me: Mass Effect 2 and 3 were great in their own right but Mass Effect 1 was just on a whole other level. It had an atmosphere that I felt was lost in its sequels and was more of a traditional RPG in the vein of KOTOR. While I feel ME2 and ME3 act as parts one and two of one game, ME1 (while definitely open-ended) functions as its own finished story. Also the music and setting is very reminiscent of nineties sci-fi while I feel the sequels tried to feel more modern.
Therapist: I see. Anyway let’s get back to your anxie-
Me: *covering ears* THE OTHER GREAT THING ABOUT MASS EFFECT IS-
the cdc guidelines be like “fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper.”
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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
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all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are
You wouldn’t believe the memes in the brain chip groupchat
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xec:
throw me to the wolves
and i’ll return
leading the pack